Collie the Biting Machine

Collie bites A HELL LOT. I understand that he is teething but from what I’ve heard from other dog owners, their dogs didn’t bite so much when they were teething! Another possible reason why Collie might be half fox. Wait, do foxes even bite this much? He must be half beaver then!


Grandma! What sharp teeth you have!

Anyway, not only does he bite stuff, he also bites people! Yes, including me and you! Fret not, he doesn’t bite that much now because I’ve been training him… but still he bites and it’s painful, if not irritating! Too bad the bite wounds on my hands and ear (yes, he bit my ear… TWICE) have healed, if not I’d also upload pictures of them. Just to show you how radical Collie’s biting is…


My secondary (thank god) school A math TYS


The wooden table Collie sleeps next to. He eats the wood he chewed off for supper.


A FAKE nylabone corn chew toy I bought for Collie which he chewed up in less than an hour. Should have read the disclaimer that this toy is only suitable for moderate chewers. There goes my $10.


Holy shit right? And those aren't even half the things he has destroyed! I cannot wait for this whole teething phase, or should I say, nightmare, to end. Which is in about 2-3 months time. Ahhhhh....