Collie stars in a movie

It's been ages since I last updated this blog. I can already see cobwebs appearing. I'll post a movie of Collie just to clear some of the cobwebs.

Title: Collie eats kibbles

Starring: Collie and my hand

Director, writer and producer: Me

No animals were hurt making this movie.

Collie's scariest walk. EVER!

Oh jeez. Just came back from the scariest walk ever. EVER! EVER EVER EVERRRR! Collie can vouch for it. First off, instead of taking him to the park like I usually do (it's getting boring), I walked Collie on a different route today. We went to the sports complex nearby. The rain had just stopped so it was kinda wet and thanks to Collie, we got really wet. He slipped on a puddle of water and splashed it all over my feet! So after that I was like what the heck and didn't try to avoid stepping into puddles of water. Anyway, on our way back, Collie and I spotted this huge black dog (I think it's a mongrel) around 50m in front of us! It had a red collar on but wasn't leashed. So I stopped and held back Collie, who was struggling to run towards the dog. Then the dog started to cross the road to the other side of the pavement and I started to walk ahead cautiously. [climax] Suddenly, the scary black dog turned, saw Collie and started charging towards us! I thought there was an owner around monitoring it 'cause it had a collar but apparently, it was 'stray', and all I could think of was to RUN. My mind was racing, what was the dog gonna do? Bite Collie? Eat Collie? Or worse, rape Collie? I can't really recall if Collie had started running too, but at the speed I was going, he was either running really fast, or being dragged along (since he was leashed). This picture says it all. (It's a reenactment).



After sprinting about 100m (I'm quite confident we beat Usain Bolt's timing), I looked back and luckily, the black dog gave up. Not sure if it really gave up though, it looked distracted smelling something on the ground. Then on the other side of the road, a golden-brown mongrel appeared from the bushes. I was stuck. I couldn't advance forward 'cause the black dog was in front and I couldn't cross the road 'cause the golden-brown mongrel was on the other side. So I waited. And Collie had ample time to recuperate from all the sprinting. After awhile, the black dog crossed the road once again and rendezvoused with the golden-brown dog, probably his mate. Phew! What a walk!



Collie has also been very naughty lately! He chewed up my slipper. And it was a nice slipper!!! Yeah Terrence, I agree, this is real tragic. What am I gonna do with one slipper left?! AHHHH!!! *puts gun in mouth*


Don't act like nothing happened!!!